When H&L changed their name to "Piphany", I heard a collective gasp that reverberated across all of Facebook. However, this name change was no surprise.
When LLR launched their newest holiday capsules, they found it appropriate to use the comical drawings of their leaders as prints and patterns. Way to go, LLR. At least you can say that you didn't steal these designs from someone! Y'all clearly made these designs up. Clearly.
Supposedly there are women who are standing in lines a mile long to get tees/leggings with the head designer's face on them. What customers would want that?? The answer is simple: NONE. Zip. Zilch. No customer would ever want a print like that. So, who would? Your "retailers". Inadvertently, LLR (aka Hole-y Hell) showed their ass by creating these designs.
They're marketing ONLY to their consultants with these prints.
They have rules that state that a shit-ton of articles of clothing must be purchased in order to be bonus-eligible.
So... they're telling these ladies that they MUST purchase these items if they wanna make money while also acknowledging that this shit won't sell at MAP because no consultant with half a brain would pay even wholesale pricing for this garb (short for garbage).
Plus, their new rules state that no items of clothing that are purchased in a capsule can be returned to the company, even for a partial refund. When you also note all the posts that are floating around that state that all non-capsule items are either sold out or basically impossible to order, then you see yet another conundrum. They're screwing you over, ladies. Please, please, please stop buying this crap. Your customers have basically stopped. Why haven't you?
Additional possible name changes also included Narcissist Accouterments, Scheming Pyramids, and even Name That Stolen Design.
Seriously: No. They didn't change their name. Yet (insert conspiratorial wink emoji here).
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