Unless you live under a rock, you're aware that LLR is in the process of launching their Noir Collection. This is a grouping of clothing (a Capsule) that is all "black". As to quote the official LLR facebook page... "Black. Dark Black. Pitch Black. Pastel Black. Light Black. Faded Black."
Did you catch that? They used the term "pastel black". What in the actual hell is this f*ckery?
This, in my opinion, is LLR's way of calling something by a name that isn't a real name, thus causing confusion... that's kinda their MO now.
Other words and terms LLR has misused includes:
Fashion-forward, high-end, game-changer, trustworthy, stale, and profitable business.
And, to put even more of a damper on this new "collection", I have already personally seen some pictures of the boxes that some retailers received of the Noir Capsule. There were ugly patterns in there. You can make a Dorito-vagina pattern black and white but it is still a Dorito-vagina.
Oh, and remember: LLR won't allow returns of anything in a Capsule. If you read a previous blog post of mine, you will remember my prediction: Everything will be sold in Capsules now- so they can continue to screw y'all over. No, I am not psychic. I am simply observant and a proficient bull crap reader. Additionally, I am betting that they'll consider all black and white (or GREY) pieces as Capsule pieces now- even if they weren't purchased in a Capsule. That's what they do. They make up their own rules.
So, LLR... you can call it "Pastel Black" all you want, but it's grey.
And, you can call it a game-changer all you want... but ain't nothin' changin' 'bout your business except that thousands of us are onto your shenanigans.
Go ahead and keep misusing words and terms. At least you're making Facebook fun to read.
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