When I first heard of your little company, you sold leggings, two or three types of skirts, and a handful of shirts and dresses. There were a couple thousand "independent retailers" that sold your stuff. You seemed like you were a reputable, strong, smart company.
But then, something happened. Did y'all forget to take your meds or somethin'?
Now you launch new styles on the daily. Hell, you even have "shoes" now. (Did you see what I did there with the quotation marks? That was on purpose. I mean, yes. I guess they're to be worn on the feet but they're not exactly shoes.)
I hate to tell you this, but there is a certain number of women on this planet. Most women have two arms, two legs, two feet and an abdomen. We only have a certain number of articles of clothing needed. Clothes are not a consumable product. (Well, they shouldn't be. I guess that leggings that dissolve on the body could be considered consumable.)
You have gone and lost your eye-lined, lacy, mismatched, layered, LuLaSuited minds if you think that your current business model makes sense. You're polluting this planet with your insanity. Just like Herbalife, your stuff is about to sit in warehouses and garages, left to rot.
And I want to personally thank you for the ideas that the future inhabitants of this earth will think about our sense of style. If any of your articles of clothing are found someday by a future race, they're gonna wonder what in the hell we were all thinking when we chose to wear vaginas and Doritos on our clothing!
Just kidding on that last part- LLR clothing doesn't last past a few wears and a wash. No chance in hell that a future civilization will see this shit... but, nevertheless, it was funny.
Please. Stop. Polluting. This. Planet.
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